ROCK LOBGUIN

We at the ASPMC sincerely apologize for the incorrect and appalling description on the creature card above and will remove it just as soon as we can figure out how to edit files. (I’m reaching out to Jessie immediately.) It behooves us to remind ourselves and others that no creature on the ASPMC’s watchlist should be considered edible in any way, whether generously buttered or otherwise.

The rock lobguin resides in the rocks of North American mountainous areas, often above the treeline among craggy rock outcroppings. A magnetic omnivore, the lobguin attracts small creatures and plants with high iron content directly to their shell and thus has to do very little active scavenging or hunting. The lobguin is also known for its small antigravitational field and ability to float. Often you’ll see a lobguin floating along with a number of tasty snacks attached to its outer shell, simply waiting for the next mealtime. Its easy lifestyle makes it a friendly and outgoing creature and has been characterized as “charismatic megafauna” although it’s roughly the size of a fox.