GAMALAMA
Recorded by D. Miller, 2007
ASPMC.2007.01
Habitat: Land dwelling, grasslands of the Southwestern US
Omivore: It is unknown what these creatures eat in the wild but when domesticated, they prefer strawberries and Diet Coke
Attributes: Curious, lazy, compact and good at getting into tight places
Endangered Status: Difficult to gauge actual populations in the wild but based on the number of times they’ve been reported in people’s kitchens, spare rooms and sheds, we believe the population to be healthy.